Population | 5.577 billion |
Capital | Moscow |
Leader | Mikhail Volkov |
Currency | Soviet Ruble |
Animal | Bear |
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mikhail Volkov with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.577 billion Soviets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Soviet economy, worth 477 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,674 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the justice of Soviet Socialist Republics is considered superior to that of other nations, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Socialist Republics's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Soviet Socialist Republics is ranked 252,684th in the world and 1,253rd in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 1.16 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Soviet Socialist Republics's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Soviet Socialist Republics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet Socialist Republics, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet Socialist Republics, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
- : Soviet Socialist Republics relocated from Osiris to The Communist Bloc.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet Socialist Republics, the justice of Soviet Socialist Republics is considered superior to that of other nations.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet Socialist Republics, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet Socialist Republics, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet Socialist Republics, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Soviet Socialist Republics's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".